Make DoomScrolling Great again.

Yeh will list the weirdest shit of 2026

Back in the day Doomers looked like my album cover

What happened to trad-Doomers.

We were the outsiders just doing memes and pissing off Normies and NPC’s.

Gettin shadow banned and algo fucked was apart of the deal. True underground style.

Now its mainstream… Everyone selling doom all over the place.

And that makes me want to Puke my guts up… Even Bitchute is a toilet now.

But I digress its time to do things away from these glowing LED rectangles and squares and go plant veggies and take long walks.

But yeh doesn’t feel like the world is evolving without a balance of doom and bloom.

Anyway there is a list below of all the alledged un A.i replaceable jobs…

Who pays these people… I mean Dice inspector. WTF.!!!!!

People still join the army when everything is done with a drone.

Are people that stupid…?

Yes!!

So now we have such jobs as follows.

• Drone operator.

• Drone Fodder.

• A.i Agent creator.

• Conspiracy Wankers

• Doom and gloom influencers.

• Food deliver driver.

• InfoSec Analyst (Ethical Hacker) – Paid to legally break into networks to test security. Median salary: $124,910. Entry via bachelor’s degree or certifications (e.g., CEH, OSCP).

• Nuclear Reactor Operator – Controls nuclear reactors; described as the closest civilian job to running a starship engine. Median salary: $122,610. Requires specialized training.

• Power Plant Operator – Monitors and controls power generation systems. Median salary: $99,670. Often trained via on-the-job programs or technical degrees.

• Avionics Technician – “Doctor of the skies”; repairs aircraft electronic systems. Median salary: $77,800. Requires FAA-approved school training (18–24 months).

• Commercial Diver – Performs underwater construction and repair (e.g., oil rigs). Median salary: $66,890; hazard pay can push earnings to $100,000+. Requires commercial diving school and welding certification.

• Wind Turbine Technician – Climbs 300-foot towers to maintain wind turbines. Fastest-growing role with 50% projected growth through 2034. Median salary: $62,580. Entry via trade certificate (6–24 months).

• Watch Repairer – Micro-engineering specialist repairing intricate watch mechanisms. Median salary: $60,690. Requires specialized schools (e.g., WOSTEP, SAWTA).

• Hearing Aid Specialist – Fits and tests hearing devices; no blood or emergencies involved. Median salary: $59,020. Requires associate degree or state licensure.

• Solar PV Installer – Installs solar panels; fastest entry point into the green economy. Median salary: $51,860. Entry via high school diploma and short training.

• Pet Food Taster – Evaluates pet food for taste, texture, and nutrition. Average salary: $30,000–$40,000. Requires degree in animal science or food science.

• Professional Sleeper – Tests mattress and sleep product comfort. Average salary: $15,000–$40,000. Requires good health and reliability.

• Water Slide Tester – Rides and evaluates water slides for safety and fun. Average salary: $30,000–$60,000. Requires swimming skills and attention to detail.

• Golf Ball Diver – Retrieves lost golf balls from water hazards. Income varies: $30,000–$100,000+ depending on contracts and volume.

• Odor Judge – Sniffs and evaluates product scents (cleaning supplies, food, cosmetics). High demand in product development.

• Professional Mourner – Hired to attend funerals and express grief, especially in cultures where mourning is expected.

• Mermaid Performer – Entertains at events and aquariums in custom mermaid tails. Combines performance art and swimming.

• Drone Operator – Pilots drones for agriculture, filmmaking, and delivery. Industry projected to reach $57.16 billion by 2030.

• Professional Cuddler – Offers consensual physical contact for stress relief. Flexible hours; potential for repeat clients.

• Escape Room Designer – Creates immersive puzzle experiences. Combines storytelling, tech, and psychology.

• AI Trainer – Helps train artificial intelligence models by labeling data or refining responses. Median salary: $120,000.

• Virtual Real Estate Developer – Designs and manages digital properties in virtual worlds (metaverse). Emerging high-growth niche.

• Crime Scene Cleaner – Biohazard cleanup after traumatic events. Median salary: ~$48,000, but specialized contractors earn $75,000+.

  Food Stylist – Makes food look appealing for photos and videos. Median salary: $65,000.

• Foley Artist – Creates realistic sound effects for film and games (e.g., footsteps, rustling clothes). Creative, high-demand role.

• Dinosaur Bone Duster – Cleans and prepares fossil specimens for museums and research. Niche but growing with paleontology interest.

• Fortune Cookie Writer – Crafts witty, original fortune messages. A growing gig role in food and entertainment industries.

• Roller Coaster Engineer – Designs and tests roller coasters for safety and thrill. Combines engineering and entertainment.

• Voice-over Artist – Provides voices for ads, games, and animations. Can earn six-figure incomes with specialization.

• Feng Shui Consultant – Advises on space layout for harmony and energy flow. Growing in popularity for homes and offices.

• Personal Shopper for Pets – Selects food, toys, and accessories tailored to pets’ needs. High demand due to pet humanization trend.

• Ice Cream Flavor Inventor – Develops new ice cream flavors for brands. Creative and highly specialized.

• Snake Milker – Extracts venom from snakes for medical research and antivenom. Requires training and risk tolerance.

• Ash Portrait Artist – Creates art from ashes of deceased loved ones. Emotional, niche, and increasingly sought after.

• Wrinkle Chaser – Specializes in anti-aging treatments and skincare consultations. High demand due to aging population.

• Submarine Cook – Prepares meals for crew on submarines or research vessels. Requires adaptability and long-term commitment.

• Tree Planter – Plants trees for reforestation and climate initiatives. Low barrier to entry, growing due to environmental focus.

• Dice Inspector – Ensures fairness and quality in gaming dice for casinos and board games. Requires precision and attention to detail.

• Lego Sculptor – Builds large-scale art installations from Lego bricks. Combines creativity and engineering.

• Elephant Dresser – Grooms and cares for elephants in sanctuaries or zoos. Requires animal handling experience.

• Furniture Tester – Assesses comfort and durability of furniture for manufacturers. Often involves sitting, lying, and testing over time.

• Professional Bridesmaid – Hires as a friend for hire to help organize and support brides. Combines event planning and emotional support.

• Cruise Ship Entertainer – Performs music, comedy, or dance on cruise ships. Requires performance skills and travel flexibility.

• Color Expert – Advises on color choices for branding, interiors, and fashion. Blends psychology and design.

• Pet Food Tester – Similar to pet food taster; evaluates palatability and nutritional quality.

• Video Game Tester – Tests games for bugs, balance, and gameplay. Entry-level gig work with potential for advancement.

• Mystery Shopper – Evaluates customer service and experience at businesses anonymously. Flexible, contract-based role.

• Industrial Psychologist – Applies psychology to improve workplace productivity, morale, and training. Ranks #1 among Best Science Jobs.

• Clinical Laboratory Technician – Analyzes blood and body fluids; critical for medical diagnostics. Entry via associate degree; ranks #15 in Best Health Care Support Jobs.

• Voice Actor – Provides voices for animation, commercials, and video games. Can earn six-figure incomes with specialization.

• Virtual Reality (VR) Designer – Creates immersive experiences for gaming, training, and therapy. High demand in tech and education sectors.

• Remote Infrastructure Manager – Oversees digital systems and networks for distributed teams. Requires technical and organizational skills.

• UX Designer – Designs user-friendly digital interfaces. High demand in tech and app development.

• Telemedicine Provider – Offers remote healthcare consultations. Growing rapidly with digital health adoption.

• Content Creator – Produces digital content (videos, blogs, social media) for brands or platforms. High earning potential via monetization.

• Data Analyst – Interprets data to guide business decisions. In-demand across industries.

• AI Ethicist – Ensures AI systems are fair, transparent, and aligned with societal values. Emerging role in tech and policy.

• Climate Change Consultant – Advises businesses and governments on sustainability and emissions reduction.

• Digital Nomad Coach – Helps others transition to remote, location-independent work. Growing niche in the gig economy.

• Blockchain Developer – Builds decentralized applications and smart contracts. High-paying tech role.

• Metaverse Architect – Designs virtual spaces and environments for social, commercial, and entertainment use.

• AI Prompt Engineer – Crafts precise inputs to guide AI outputs effectively. Critical for AI-driven workflows.

• AI Content Moderator – Reviews AI-generated content for safety, accuracy, and compliance.

• Digital Twin Engineer – Creates real-time digital replicas of physical systems (e.g., factories, cities) for simulation and optimization.

• Green Energy Project Manager – Oversees renewable energy installations and sustainability initiatives.

• Sustainable Fashion Designer – Designs clothing using eco-friendly materials and ethical practices.

• Urban Farmer – Grows food in cities using vertical or rooftop farming. Supports local food systems.

• Waste-to-Resource Specialist – Converts waste into usable materials or energy. Key role in circular economy.

• Digital Heirloom Curator – Preserves digital memories, photos, and data for future generations.

• Emotional Intelligence Coach – Trains individuals and teams in emotional awareness and communication.

• Neurodiversity Employment Consultant – Helps companies hire and support